it all. And then some.
I want my next apartment to have a really big tree rooted in it, stretching its thick branches out the windows. But I don’t want birds to live in it because they still freak me out. On a side note, I think some of my bird fear is easing because the birds are less aggro here. Actually, scratch that. While I write these posts, images are suggested and this pops up:
Um NO. The yellow to the right makes my insides silently scream so loudly and wince repeatedly like I’ve got Tourette’s. This muscle memory triggers the headless sparrow I narrowly side-stepped on the street today, which reminds me that when it comes to spotting shit that freaks me out, I suddenly have the best eyesight in the world. I can draw my headless pigeon army, eyes closed. Why do I have a vivid image file of decapitated birds on instant fucking recall? That’s just not right.
Moving on to things I want rather than weird shit that freaks me out, I would like a rhino in her party hat, visiting my apartment for exactly 12 minutes every six months. Yes, a rhino
dance shuffle party twice a year, please. She’s even picked me out among many potential party hosts and even though she lives in Arkansas, she’s down to visit Tokyo. Now we just have to work out stupid logistics. Her name is Clementine and this is her portrait:
Speaking of friends visiting, more would be nice. I want my bitches here.
This points to only one of two things: teleportation or Falcor.
I want I want I want.
Gimme big tree.