I’m high up in a memorable Tokyo landmark…the Cocoon Tower in Shinjuku. I sit in front of my glowing screen in a room with many bare, fluorescent bulbs amidst a very typical-for-an-office, dropped ceiling. We don’t sit in cubicles but our work stations are divided into open cubicle-like sections. I like my neighbor because he has a cheery, chubby face and his snacking habits make me feel at home. The 30th floor is nice; I have a great, 360° view of the city and that alone makes me smile every time I’m here. I’m a tourist in my workplace as I click my camera as the light changes, natural warmth disappears and electric candy-show-time starts blinking.
Blink-blink, red and blue neon.
Blink-blink, orbs of white.
Today, in this fun tower, I learn what 20-something Tokyo boys consider rude-ass behavior. I should qualify that they love cars, driving and racing so they really only care about what gives them road rage.
Which comes down to:
1) Jaywalking. No matter where you are in this world, pedestrians always win and jaywalking families in the ‘burbs that jump out from nowhere makes these boys’ blood roil-boil.
2) Not yielding to allow passing on a slope. Basically, the driver going uphill has the right of way on a one-lane road but apparently many a time, the downhill driver will just sit there, and a game of chicken starts. It’s particularly en-fucking-raging at night when the downhill driver is in a van or other high vehicle because they fail to turn off their lights and end up blinding the driver who has the right of way. One dude slams his fist on the table; this shit behavior really makes him mad.
3) No hazard light click-click= ‘Thank You’ after they slow down to let a car merge into their lane. Not doing that is “fucking rude“.
There’s plenty of other shit that pisses them off, most of it revolving around people who have zero spatial awareness and/or consideration for others. These guys can seem rough around the edges, as their language is rough and their body language discourages approach but actually these guys are rather old-school-gentlemanly. They’re judgemental as fuck but it’s rather endearing because they simply want people to care about other people.
Makes me go aww…